- Ground beef.
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
- It’s pasture bedtime.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
- Because they lactose.
What do you call a cow with no calf?
- Decaffeinated.
What did the farmer say when he lost one of his cows?
- What a miss-steak.
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
- Udder nonsense.
My brother has me worried. Any time he drives by a milk farm, he pulls over and leaves a few dollars on the fence.
- Doesn’t he know cow tipping is illegal?